TODAY:
Andy Borowitz Mon Dec 11, 5:47 AM ET
Vowing to boldly go where no gourmet coffee chain has ever gone before, Starbucks Inc. announced today that it would build its first coffee franchise on the moon by the year 2020.
YESTERDAY:
Martha Stewart (don't ask how I happen to be watching), states so calmly, so proudly, with such panache and verve..."Today is National Poinsettia Day" ---well, who knew......!
